AND I really actually hate money. Can we go back to working the fields and bartering our goods please? I'll get a cow and some chickens, have a big veggie patch, and probably almost starve during the middle of these harsh winters but at least I'll feel more like a human being* and less like a machine. Wait, I guess that's sort or what farmers and the Amish do... but there's still money involved.
This could go on for hours. Instead, I'm going to leave for work and try and be on time today.
*for at least the first 10 years of my life I thought we were called human BEANS. No one could ever explain to me how we were in any way related to a bean because they never understood that I was saying BEAN. I was very inquisitive along these lines for YEARS. It frustrated me so much. If I'd never learned to read you my friend (and I) would still be human beans (at least in my little world).